There’s this character in a movie see
Who keeps losing body parts
Bit by bit piece by piece
When he first shows up he has an eyepatch and a hook
And in the next scene
One ear and one leg below the knee are gone
And pretty soon the arm without hook and the other ear
You really ought to see this movie
He’s a funny guy the gabby type
Who laughs it off every time he gets whittled away a little more
And he keeps losing pieces
Until there’s nothing left but a mouth
That keeps gabbing and laughing
It’s all special effects
Because in real life you need lungs and a brain
And stuff like that
And finally there’s nothing left of him at all
But his voice keeps jabbering
About how hilarious it is
To talk without a tongue and no body at all
You really want to see this movie
Because in real life the voice is the first to go