If only your new mower could both bag and mulch
Then the female vocalist with the single sleeve
And her dance ensemble identically dressed
Could fulfill their promise

Of intelligent kitchen deluxe
Responsive to the device implanted in the skulls
Of citizens of the Republic
Of infinite choice within specified parameters

Most have the blue device
The blue device is trending hard
But early adopters are going black
And singing the praises of Device for Men

Most of the women were already edgy and blue
And wow black came on just in time
Just in time for Saturday night
The weekend is a good time hey to die

But you already knew that
Getting there is half the fun
Hip and young and free and multitasking
And leave the driving to us