The joke used to be that crazy people
Imagined they received radio broadcasts
In the fillings of their teeth

That the voices in their heads
Were really the insinuating calls
Of secret agents in Berlin

Warning them of obscure conspiracies
Effected by groups with terrifying names
Bent on domination and destruction

Requiring them to take action
Innocuous or catastrophic
As the case may be

And thus all heads are full of imperatives
From actors public servants world-class athletes
Buy more life-improving shit