The Lists

All the regulatory signs
All the people who have suffered
All the ravages of time
All the heavenly bodies
All the aromas
All the solvents
All the statistics
All the systems
All the chance operations
All the accords
All the accommodations
All the fundamental disagreements
All the webs
All the films
All the television programs
All the photographs
All the musical compositions
All the folk tales
All the etiological myths
All the lapidary epigrams
All the breathless accounts
All the expostulations
All the replies
All the jingles
All the memos
All the menus
All the dwellings
All the garments
All the geological formations
All the verbose formulations
All the periphrases
All the items of food
All the items of drink
All the smiles of satisfaction
All the frowns of frustration
All the grimaces of discomfort
All the means of transportation
All the media of communication
All the warning signs
All the lengthy texts
All the novels
All the poems
All the low purple hums
All the plays
All the letters home
All the missives delivered and undelivered
All the sporting events
All the lullabyes
All the reveilles
All the surgical interventions
All the blemishes
All the legislatures
All the microorganisms
All the sneezes
All the groceries
All the ingredients
All the concoctions
All the plants
All the animals
All the mythical creatures
All the meteorological events
All the quizzes
All the public buildings
All the drawings
All the paintings
All the sculptures
All the playthings
All the overtures
All the futile attempts at comprehensiveness

All the lists

All the logical reasons for it ever to end
All the tables of the law
All the periodic tables
All the legal proceedings
All the sequences
All the break-in periods
All the durations
All the spatial determinants
All the instruments of measurement
All the apparatus of experimentation
All the doctrines
All the beliefs
All the paraphernalia
All the cultural practices
All the public performances
All the private performances
All the spontaneous overflows of powerful feelings
All the proper names
All the gestures
All the sabbaticals
All the holy days of obligation
All the weddings
All the funerals
All the rites of initiation
All the perfect jewels
All the ways out
All the bodies of water
All the chemical compounds
All the technological devices
All the devices that generate lists
All the extinct species
All the ineffable properties of the number five
All the mundane properties of the number seven
All the leaves on the tulip tree
All the people who have enjoyed moments of happiness
All the extravagant purchases
All the exorbitant demands
All the mirrors
All the lamps
All the thresholds
All the kinks
All the cracks
All the spills
All the bugs
All the glitches
All the tyrants
All the disruptions of the status quo
All the announcements
All the advertisements
All the educational institutions
All the inscriptions
All the ceremonies
All the addresses to personified abstractions
All the floors of elevators upon which one awakens
All the clubs
All the cabals
All the parties
All the teen-beat combos
All the associations
All the organizations
All the families nuclear and extended
All the guilds
All the fraternal orders
All the states of enmity
All the sharkhunt fights
All the oppositions
All the alliances
All the ministries
All the concealments
All the disclosures
All the admissions
All the confessions
All the concessions
All the professions
All the conundrums
All the consecrations
All the transubstantiations
All the desecrations
All the coercions
All the commandments
All the precepts
All the guidelines
All the bylaws
All the guilt trips
All the pennances
All the occasions upon which an infant laughed
All the tears
All the plans
All the magic casements
All the anagrams palindromes and homophones
All the serendipitous discoveries
All the linguistic signs
All the spatters
All the puddles
All the smears
All the stains
All the shocks
All the arbitrary decrees
All the mottled discolorations
All the Rorschach blots
All the surfaces
All the depths
All the subject headings
All the colorless green ideas
All the numbers
All the home furnishings
All the trades their gear and tackle and trim
All the wounds
All the triumphs
All the sacrifices
All the points of interest

All the gritty realistic portrayals of everyday life
All the wistful evocations of imaginary paradises
All the containers
All the multitudes
All the farm implements
All the metamorphoses
All the serious matters
All the superficial trivialities
All the instances of regeneration
All the instances of decay
All the instances of equilibrium
All the profuse strains of unpremeditated verse
All the intermezzos
All the objects of analysis
All the informational signs
All the footsteps on the stairs
All the gases
All the rationales
All the forms
All the ferrules
All the instances of wrongdoing
All the instances of aid to the afflicted
All the postures

All the apparatus of investigation
All the apparatus of torture
All the coinages
All the cliches
All the solecisms
All the malfunctions
All the miscarriages of justice
All the castings
All the flaws
All the heroes
All the victors
All the victims
All the foul discharges
All the experiences of ennui
All the bodily functions
All the diseases
All the organs
All the telsons
All the secretions
All the cascades
All the gushes
All the trickles
All the slow leaks
All the blockages
All the flows
All the filters
All the loaves
All the fishes
All the migrations
All the criminal acts
All the garrotes
All the gimlets
All the acts of kindness
All the thanks but no thanks
All the patrons
All the bins
All the keys
All the shelves
All the drawers
All the pigeon holes
All the pulverulent prisons
All the mechanisms for attachment
All the mechanisms for separation
All the stressors
All the divisions
All the denials
All the promises kept and unkept
All the prayers answered and unanswered
All the empty questions
All the burning issues
All the worn paths
All the litanies
All the tours de force
All the scenic vistas
All the distant prospects
All the sunsets
All the sunrises
All the synonyms
All the liquids
All the industries
All the inventories
All the iterations of the seasons
All the sentimental journeys
All the sentimental educations
All the denunciations of sentimentality
All the crusts
All the mantles
All the cores
All the violent releases of pressure
All the unexpected patterns to be encountered in the digits of pi
All the sonorities
All the cacophonies
All the shadows cast by spiders
All the birdsongs
All the monkeysongs
All the artsongs
All the raindrops
All the snowflakes
All the grains of sand
All the flowers born to blush unseen
All the languages
All the bargains
All the totalities
All the partialities
All the intermittences
All the taxonomies
All the ancestors
All the roads tracks tunnels and bridges
All the barrels the bottoms of which are scraped
All the broken things
All the raw materials
All the comfortable spots
All the waiting rooms
All the blurs
All the departments
All the processing centers
All the situations
All the pellucid images

All the dingbats
All the wazoos
All the dorks
All the nerds
All the dweebs
All the diggers
All the greasers
All the hair hoppers
All the ducktails
All the beehives
All the pompadours
All the shags
All the mullets
All the buzzcuts
All the floobooberbabbooberbubs
All the jive turkeys
All the poltroons
All the persons of low estate
All the outlaws
All the loners
All the rebels
All the joiners
All the pleasers
All the haters
All the iconoclasts
All the heralds
All the mediators
All the provocateurs
All the whatevers
All the watchamacallems
All the punks
All the hepcats
All the hippies
All the furries
All the sceners
All the zoots
All the doots
All the hoots
All the feet
All the coots
All the geezers
All the churls
All the incroyables
All the levelers
All the militants
All the buccaneers
All the riot grrrls
All the actors
All the conductors
All the symbolists
All the impressionists
All the surrealists
All the academicians
All the martial artists
All the socialists
All the communists
All the fascists
All the know-nothings
All the blanks
All the invisible men
All the authors of unpublished masterpieces
All the bohos
All the dandies
All the belles
All the fops
All the gangstas
All the mobsters
All the goons
All the koopas
All the monsters
All the aliens
All the interstellar travelers
All the ghostbusters
All the flatfoots
All the gumshoes
All the bluenoses
All the bluestockings
All the blues
All the assassins
All the fabulous babes
All the floozies
All the wenches
All the debutantes
All the ingenues
All the ecdysiasts
All the topless cellists
All the pioneer women
All the wise old women
All the weird sisters
All the sweet little rock and rollers
All the invitations for the ladies of the town to keep a secret
All the hanged men
All the brides
All the gurus
All the ephebes
All the veterans
All the volunteers
All the giants
All the assholes
All the urbanites
All the narcissists
All the attention babies
All the utilitarians
All the pragmatists
All the logical positivists
All the Young Hegelians
All the post-structuralists
All the feminists
All the neo-Kantians
All the existentialists
All the anarchists
All the humanitarians
All the wealthy philanthropists
All the innovators
All the functionaries
All the killjoys
All the Luddites
All the suburbanites
All the vagrant dwellers in the houseless woods
All the wretched refuse of all the teeming shores
All the guests in the cheap seats
All the current or former slaves
All the people who have enslaved others
All the complacent bourgeoises
All the literati
All the cognoscenti
All the intelligentsia
All the bureaucrats
All the middle managers
All the proletarian agitators
All the job titles
All the labels
All the masks
All the stereotypes
All the blanket condemnations
All the sweeping generalizations
All the inexplicable outliers
All the fleeting ideations
All the wasted efforts
All the quite useless creations
All the gratuitous displays of erudition
All the plasmas
All the rhetorical devices
All the catalogues
All the indices
All the directions
All the verbs nouns pronouns adjectives adverbs conjunctions preposi
All the instructions
All the injunctions
All the permissions
All the freaks and capers of my cat Citrus
All the prohibitions
All the advisements
All the pleadings
All the scoldings
All the solids
All the terms
All the pegs
All the awls
All the sticks
All the sentences
All the ambiguities
All the comedic resolutions
All the sudden realizations of the hideous truth
All the humorous remarks
All the runcible spoons
All the lamentations
All the delusions
All the sources
All the derivations
All the roots of trees
All the horses in midstream
All the nonsense syllables
All the quotations
All the attributions
All the successful or unsuccessful attempts at deception
All the echoes and borrowings
All the geometrical figures
All the places
All the stations
All the apparitions
All the faces
All the crowds
All the petals
All the melancholy long withdrawing roars
All the colors
All the boughs
All the intoxicants
All the visions
All the judgments
All the worlds within worlds
All the worlds turned upside down
All the world-historical crazies
All the monuments of unageing intellect
All the ephemera
All the ineffectual tactics
All the herbs and spices
All the speeches that fall trippingly off the tongue
All the words that are hard to pronounce
All the hasps
All the ridges
All the symptoms
All the inspirations that come too quickly to be recorded
All the records
All the orations
All the ideas that seemed good at the time
All the blows
All the kisses
All the slings
All the arrows
All the dreams
All the rhyming words
All the memories
All the failures of memory
All the neurological disorders
All the certain slants of light
All the shivering intimations of mortality
All the celebrations
All the contraptions
All the embroidered fantails
All the doors of perception
All the processes
All the phenomena
All the noble defeats
All the deepest secret fears
All the items that appear in more than one list
All the things that are longer than than they are wide
All the finales
All the expressions of undying love
All the undying expressions of love

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