AHA
I think I’ve found the solution
Why would somebody commit
So foul an act
As to use typography for emphasis

The naysayers were right along
You can’t do that you simply can’t
I’ve been thinking
I should purge and live cleanly as a nobleman
Er I should say like a nobleman

It’s just like when Nixon played Fonzie and said
I opposed China I was wr—
And here I was positing some evil god
When a much likelier candidate is at hand
And isn’t the simplest solution always best

Well no perhaps not always
How is it simpler
For me to paste a deceptive label
With an address that never in a million years
Would I apply to anybody but myself