I don’t call you a pig
I don’t call you a slug
I don’t call you a worm
I don’t call you a nutria
I don’t call you a burro a donkey or an ass
I don’t call you a larva a grub or a maggot
I don’t call you a baboon
I don’t call you an insect
I don’t call you a dog
I don’t call you a blowfly
I don’t call you a leech
I don’t call you a rat
I don’t call you a coatimundi
I don’t call you a louse
I don’t call you an ape
I don’t call you a parasitic microorganism
I certainly don’t call you a wolf
I call you a person
Endowed with dignity
And a very poor character
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