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Brisker than the Haribo
Employed by the boys outside
Stimulant gum for brigands
Friskier than the runabout
Th’aquatic raceabout
A getaway over the cove

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More entertaining than tumblers
Than barebreasted roundbreasted women
Who leap and handspring over the bull
More entertaining than crystalline salts
Ignited t’illumine the night

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More ancient than the strata
Than the striae that streak th’upturned earth
The rings that wreath the Methuselah tree
Older than the parched-bean dance
That drives the demons hence
And ushers good fortune in

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Wiser than philosophers
Devisers of lucent enamels
To blaze on façades of Bagdad
Wiser than the alchemists
Of dyes and tinctures
Ornithopters and sublime retorts
Pyromancy geomancy gloss and cosmopaedia

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Stronger than heroes
Half gods and quarter gods
Who lay low the monsters
Of many heads many appendages
Stronger than Orphic travelers
Conquerors even of death

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Higher than a satellite
Ma Bell and Pan Am
Higher than a scimitar
Hurled twisting into the Gemini
Eviscerating the Twins
Composed of and dwelling in
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