More Titles for Works in Unknown Genres

The Nameless House of Infinity
1954: Year of Destiny
What’s So Bad about Crazy?
Castanets
Make Your Bets (With the Horse You Rode In On)
The Red Hat of Nepotism
Marcie Bruckner the Private Invigilator
A Geometry of Decay
Cads Aplenty
A Youth Composed Entirely of Pastry
The Blessed Relief of Nonsense
If Fanne Foxe Met Lady Chatterley
A Strained Mercy of Low Quality
Convey and Conceal
Urogenital Day Vacations
Nihilism among the Activists
Peer-Reviewed Sex Tapes from the 80s
Parsecs or Terameters
Albert the One-Eyed Houseplant
The Shirker’s Bible
The Conspirators at Kitty Hawk
Bohemian Researches
Fud the Conqueror
The Epic of Liverspleen
On the Nose: Proceedings of an Invertebrate Senate
The Monstrous Diner
Ricky the Forgiven
Notes Toward a Supreme Redundancy
The Expedient Figleaf
Only Such Punctuation as Might Appear with Precedent in a Title
Pmisti: A Memoir of Effrentic Byways
Furniture Appliances Doctrines
Extortionate Valentines
Throw Wide the Gates of Jacksonville
On Wings of Vitriol
Apothegms for Divers Occasions
Impunity among the Feckless
Not That Jazzed by Flying Saucers
The Trump of Doom
Underwear Chronicles Volume VII: 1842-1910
Sounds like a Long Distance Call
Unalloyed Mirth
The Catbird Seat: A Decor of Fantasy
Pleas from the Indignant
Poppadoms and Tears
The Dessicated Bishop Exits Mobile
Eels the Imponderable
The Dylan Mondegreen, Part 2
Signposts for Semioticians
The Patience of J. F. Wallace
So Wan with Care
Moderate Excess: The Autobiography of Fred “RJ” Murphy
Cocktails and Arms Sales
Barkley’s Book of Disappointments
The Enigmas
Tang: The Beverage That Changed the World
Erotic Tetrameters
Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Novel of Suspense
Katherine’s Prescriptive Sequences
In the Sea In the Sea In the Sea In the Sea In the Sea
The Digital Gastropod
Murders with an Onomastic Twist
The Nambiest of the Pamby
The Corporate Dispensation
Liliaceae
Paris in the the Spring
Visions of Sugarcubes
The Encyclopedia of Pain (Thirty-one Volumes)
Emily’s Adventitious Pigtails
Choose Your Belief: A Guide to Consumer Creeds
Here Come the Crabs!
‘Neath the Glowering Palms
Foul Tessellations
Everything Signifies and Other Moot Claims
Juliette of the Slime Molds
The Digraph Scandal
Keeping Tabs on the Converts
Confetti and Chromosome Damage
Strawberry Shortcake: Sources and Analogues
Stimulating Epithets for the Languorous
What Oft Was Thought
Anthropocene Fêtes
Scientific Biographical and Philosophical Digressions
The Lysergic Acrobat
Pigs’ Bladders and Mother-of-Pearl
Nights in White Flannel
Melodramatic Vignettes from around the World: Coastal Paramours
Gelatinous
Terrestrial Abnegations: A Confession
Termites for Truth
The Delusory and the Incomplete
Pastoral Delinquents
Slow and Quiet: Tales of the Ingenious Potto
Jokes and Witticisms of the Meiji Period
Name That Condiment!
Pasties and Pantaloons (American Version)
In the Dull Latitudes of the Doldrums
Pissants Elected and Unelected
Salubrious Incantations
What Became of the Lubricant: A Desecration in Five Acts
Mitigations of the Imperative and Other Social Buffers
Shucking
Lo the Bloomers: A Textual Revelation
NIMBY Maneuvers
Jude the Obsequious
Infrared Pas de Deux
Through the Transitive Nightfall of Diamonds
He Slept Sleeping
Tinct with Cinnamon: Imaginary Recipes from the Romantic Poets
Fissures in the Maxim
The Oil Changes of Emmit Joles
Frivolous Superfluities and Superficial Trivialities
Prevent Erudition
The Exsanguination of the Ponds
Algorithms in Cordoba
Ken the Diabolical Ornithologist
Blogography for Neophytes
Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote by Greg Kelley
Hail Mary Full of Grapes
This Is Your Supervisor (Instructional Video)
Songs of the Lost Embroiderers
The Defenestrations of Prague: A View from the Bottom
Swollen Parcels
An Emperor, A Regulatory Principle
Refreshment No Mean Desire
A Catalog of Systematic Registries
The Woman Who Knew How to Declaim
Endocrine Theology
The Actions of Characters in Settings
Transcendental Journey: Surveying the Digits of Pi
Enmity in the Halls of Power or, The Kerfuffle
Topical Reminders
A Generation of Dik-diks
Sumptuary Display through the Ages
The Pale Debugger
Brain’s Nubile Candidates (c. 1750)
The Sea! The Stars!
Ferns in Hanging Baskets: Opportunities and Challenges
Pre-Baked Dinner Rolls
Slug
Groundwork for a Metaphysics of Pure Error
Habits of the Ineffectual
Protecting Children from Works of Art
To Say Me for My
Vanessa Bell’s Original Simulacra
Wriggling toward Bethlehem
A Brief Reconsideration of the Echinoderms
Nuclear Cuisine Part 3: Quantum Leavening
Tangents and Divagations
Whither the Centipede?
The Traumas of Anabel
Akkadian Stitchery
Eschew the Underscore
Gasse and Oyl: Elizabethan Petroleum in English Surnames
Is Self-Amusement Sinful?

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