Attempting egress with the parcel through Checkpoint Charlie
Green bags of tea or bags of green tea
The query from the customs inspector
Caustic diamonds too torrid for the touch
Painfully pungent what is the source of this sauce
Every schoolchild can recite the standard narrative
The animal propulsion
The saming technology
The paragons alabaster and remote

Some of the patients had to endure challenges to their veracity
The symptoms of proven etiology in rumor and misprision
The deliberately malformed perceptions
As blindness from the rich white light
Phantom limbs phantom endocrines
The invisible stick for the hoodwinked dog to fetch

But seriously
From where do these hostile cadences emanate
Okay maybe not across the primal Checkpoint Charlie in Germany
It could have been France or Venezuela
Or planet Xksxor with its denizens the terrifying Plogs
Their belligerence suspiciously unanimous
Conceal the parcel priceless and menacing
Convey it past the Argus-eyed douanier