Formulae pilfered from that site secure and triply impregnable
Take on the mellow glow of untroubled dispatches
Three no four boxes in front of the referenced restaurant
Distributing announcements gratis of articles for sale
Promotions of upcoming or already accomplished events
Notifications of opportunities for civic engagement

The comedy club next-next-next door looks downcast at noon
Or rather completely inexpressive as one anesthetized
Windowless
Its massive wooden door sealed behind great deadbolts
Only two newsboxes instead of three or four
A slogan emblazoned above promising mirthful diversion

These establishments have each earned a certain number of evaluative tokens
Since certain persons have weighed them in the balance and made judgments
Lackadaisical or eager as the case may be favorably disposed or unfavorably
You could try to employ your own unsavory downloads to hoist a mean opinion
You could drop the preconceptual bomb remotely from a safe distance
Has anybody ever been in one place at one time

They style themselves social critics
Who proffer rote sophistication in apparel cosmetics and decor
As anciently did dancing master milliner deviser of coiffures
All strut like fey aristocrats evincing an otherworldly worldliness
Patch on cheek pinch of snuff tiny sword by side
Translated immaterially to prefabricated fantasy land

Nor are the pirates absent the blackguards the lacy gunslingers
The ostentatious flouters of dour conventionality
Wearers of the uniform of nonconformity the petticoats the eerie belts
Inventors so they claim of strange sensations unknown modes of being
But might it not well be the case that others have trodden these paths before
Your undiscovered country long inhabited like your evident fancy dress

Who doesn’t enjoy a dream of flight
Or yearn secretly to witness miracles of appearance and disappearance
The exercise of uncanny powers impossible knowledge
The mystery of instantaneousness
Unless perhaps you’re the one on the ground
Gazing upward at the fall and across to the fiery terrestrial crash

The car in front of you at the red light
Does not react to the green
Still not reacting
Still not reacting
And off they go flights of angels
To sing you to your rest