It’s easy to be hilarious if you start with say Stimpy
The kind of guy who’s not afraid of being stupid
Who’s completely at peace with letting Ren
Slap him ‘til his face twists and call him a worm
And we euphemize these lowlife scumbags and perpetuate them
As a fat cat and a chihuahua you can do that with drawings
Or as Ren would say with Puppets and Stew Meat
Though they speak with the voices of Larry Fine and Peter Lorre
And we presumably cherish respect
For even the lowly and the scummy in the human community
But laugh our asses off when a mandrill in a flash of incorrigible speed
Strips Ren to a skeleton with beating heart and heaving lungs
And we secretly wish a little bit
With a silent but deadly wish
That such things would happen to people we know