The ayes have it no more cakes and ale
No more dirty jokes while standing at the urinal
No more urinals in the ladies’ room
No more miniskirts
No more bell bottoms
No more nehru collars
No more paisley
No more love beads
No more peace symbols
No more ankhs
No more painting of any part of the body
No more electric guitars
No more saxophones
No more bongos tambourines or those pieces of wood that go tick tick tick tick tick
No more beats
No more MTV
No more top 40
No more comic books
No more video games
No more pop culture
No more globes
No more science
No more reference books
No more geography geometry or algebra
No more French
No more heathen perversions
No more drag at patriotic celebrations
No more energy efficiency
No more sustainability
No more coral reefs
No more jungle
No more orangutans pandas or polar bears
No more fish birds or bugs you never heard of
No more unnatural acts
No more getting high by any method
No more rights except those of states smokers and husbands
No more sex except procreative with the lights off & in the missionary position
No more graven images except on coinage marked In God We Trust
No more taxation except of persons to be designated
No more flags except the stars and stripes
No more limitations upon the display of the stars and bars
No more limitations upon the display of the coiled snake not to be trodden upon
No more limitations on the display of Judeo-Christian culture and heritage
No more employment of objects implements or instruments otherwise than in the use for which they were intended
No more nonconformity
No more noncompliance
No more noncombatants
No more disobedience
No more delinquency juvenile or otherwise
No more insubordination
No more dereliction of duty
No more conscientious objection
No more drag at the public library
No more public library
No more public broadcasting
No more public accommodations
No more public displays of affection
No more public opinion
No more post office
No more regulatory agencies
No more regulations
No more due process
No more presumption of innocence
No more trial by jury
No more habeas corpus
No more inspections of meat fruits vegetables motor vehicles or carnival rides
No more interpretation of historical fact
No more interpretation of holy scripture
No more interpretation of movies television or live performances
No more live performances
No more interpretation of the second amendment to the US Constitution
No more abrogation of any oath or contract for any reason
No more naked pictures
No more idle hands
No more lazy bums
No more fiction poetry or drama
No more criticism
No more debate
No more investigative journalism
No more newfangled notions
No more sins violations misbehaviors transgressions trespasses vices or faults
No more foolishness
No more excuses
No more drag in the presence of those under 21 years of age
No more addiction obesity or mental illness
No more pronouns
No more privacy
No more democrat party
No more art for art’s sake
No more familiar address
No more tattoos
No more lovers’ lanes
No more sexual deviation
No more sexual orientation
No more sexual innuendo
No more sexual frustration
No more sexual anxiety
No more sex education
No more sex therapy
No more references to sex
No more impure thoughts
No more casting of one’s seed into the dust
No more activity on the sabbath
No more organ harvesting
No more stem cells
No more confusion of men’s and women’s clothing
No more short hair on women
No more long hair on men
No more theory of evolution
No more critical race theory
No more theory of relativity
No more color theory
No more music theory
No more theaters saloons motels or gambling dens
No more displays of wealth
No more displays of poverty
No more displays of distinction
No more diversity equity or inclusion
No more denial of miraculous cures
No more spicy food
No more losers
No more failures
No more sob stories
No more bleeding hearts
No more dirty diapers
No more free lunches
No more acceptance of anything less than excellence
No more toleration of namby-pamby shilly-shally pussy-footing
No more communism vegetarianism feminism secularism activism relativism historicism socialism autism naturism disestablishmentarianism pacifism defeatism internationalism satanism pantheism atheism or unitarianism
No more tree-hugging
No more cooperation
No more Mr Niceguy
No more mercy
No more women’s liberation
No more gay liberation
No more animal liberation
No more foreign customs
No more foreign goods
No more foreign people
No more taking kindly to strangers
No more popish knavery
No more anti-Catholic speech or sentiment
No more terms of endearment
No more expressions of fondness
No more expressions of desire
No more expressions of fear
No more expressions of boredom
No more expressions of feeling
No more expressions of dissatisfaction
No more expressions of pessimism
No more expressions of optimism
No more expressions of solidarity
No more solidarity
No more expressions of recognition for any prohibited object or action
No more expressions of approval for modern times
No more expressions of disapproval for modern times
No more expressions of pleasure in the tricks and pranks of my cat Jeffrey
No more suggestions that the good old days were anything other than good
No more insinuations that the trains are not running on time
No more purely decorative details
No more petitions for redress of grievances
No more grievances
No more questions
No more requests
No more disagreements
No more denunciations
No more complaints
No more society
No more wry observations of current events
No more tired poor or huddled masses
No more persons standing or sitting upon themselves
No more doing anything nice for anybody except in exchange for cash