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The Man Who Lived on Beer and Crackers
At the outset yes
It could have been a woman
These bad habits so devilishly resistant
The insensitive reflex for example
Wishing above all to be approved of
Even by those whom one disdains
And what amounts to the same thing
The craving to plug in an image
Amid all the vacuous abstraction
So what’s the point
Of all the rhetorical posturingTo begin with the charade
Of the third-person reference
The pretense that everybody
Doesn’t already know
When in fact the knowledge of that knowledge
Itself motivates the attempted deception
And to conclude
Venting spleen and the hypocrisy
Of dressing as an aesthetic object
The stupid naive homespun therapy
Of venting spleen -
Indigenous Squat
Since we are young
Let’s get in the car
Drive beyond the city limits
To the little plot of forest
Follow the elk’s bellow
Until we lose our way
Perform the indigenous squatNow that we are old
Let’s go into the room
That used to be occupied
By one of our children
Before they all grew up
It’ll take a little muscle
Perform the indigenous squat -
Drugs and Sex
Osmotic exchange no quite the contrary
More than oxygen or indeed the release of carbon dioxide
Is the inebriant desireable
Similarly is glycerin desirable
Over real tears which are overrated
Lacking in the slickeriness of glycerin
We want long lines so there is something in long lines that make us want them
No act is unmotivated
Not even so sedentary an act as wanting
What makes you want it
Well the fact that you want it does not make you want it
There must be something about the object of your desire
Which may be much more than an object but a subject also
And you know with what reverence
I almost wrote reference
I use that term
That makes me want itCHO:
You make me feel that way
You make me feel that way
You make me feel that way
BelovedThe intoxicant for example
I like
Although I can’t avoid the cliche
The feeling of intoxication
But that feeling does not explain
Why
Or simply what cause
Makes me feel that way
And how is a series of statements
Much less of fragmentary statements
A song poem dithyramb or mash-note
Desire crosses statement
I don’t need to say it
Nor in any case an imperative
Desire me
What nonsenseCHO:
You make me &c.And if the object of desire is merely object
Then use it up as an object
Consume with all prudent provision for for example a rainy day
But the situation is utterly different
With an object that is also and at the same time a subject
For now you may combine your quest for goodness
Both in the approbatory aesthetic meaning of the good
And also and at the same time in the intersubjective or ethical meaningAnd if the alteration of consciousness
As if consciousness were a static object
Subject toBR:
I fell into a jealous rage
When we were seventeen
And he looked at you
And you at himOnce we have ascertained our mutual commitment to reason and understanding
Then we can work on love
Because just as there is an understanding that precedes understanding
So too there is the nakedness that follows nakedness
Though our clothes are tight
And our naked bodies famously stout
I mean look at us
The most sexiest couple in the world of our timeCHO:
You make me &c.
Rinse and repeat
Horns -
Breaking the Ego-Membrane: Three Traditional Topoi
The elegant ghoul poses as a supernatural species
The better sexually to tempt and betray
His credulous and half-willing victimThe firefighter cradles the toddler’s corpse
With infinite gentleness
Yearning to minister to the already-mortal woundA plexiglass room projects near the skyscraper’s roof
Step out and something falls away
You are not you but everything in everything -
The Residue
You left me with the residue
A frank expression I can never forget
A wasp-colored stain everybody gets
You left me with the residue -
Puisnos Smalellte (Apygerm)
Creando effrendere dur verblos excrypt
Enscrypt effrenta puisn’ cvmwoflux descrypt -
Plenary Indulgence (Spleen)
I’m so sick of words of mediated truth
Especially of the nasty words
Which I have enervated through overuseAnd even more the clever words
Drawn from a vast vocabulary
That isn’t all that vastI’m tired of worrying
Over the preponderance of abstraction
The deficiency of action and imageI’m sick of points that skewer
Of stitching and unstitching
Of conjuring a readerHow dare I flaunt my gift like that
As if I were free to exercise my whim
People don’t choose who or how they areI’m sick of mining my consciousness
For impressions and conclusions
And tired of judgments and estimationsAnd sick of the compulsion
To speak to sing to inscribe record and detail
Emotion recollected in distress -
The Nixie
Must have been ‘77
At the hotel after the show
A nixie appeared in the swimming pool
Freshwater mermaid
Never had I seen anything so beautiful
Inviting me for a swim
Ready to pull me under -
Epigram XXIII
To steal outright from the classics
Is badass and cool -
N Moka
Casta pons wer churlesfrapol
Luhs trofeil scrutcin lactefru
Og menet shlik stipverdon fornonor
Abergastinairde fo dist gresstibreHir west don primyore roctible
Alscomme asl pmist effrent
Linst durmebn pres di moulti jearhs
Ana sturmpid grapito anyetRittan ritter sumnon tragador
Alscom medieir dunat
Duneir souvlet ponat
Trupet abestinan sginatorIch alzu throtak nathles sinaverd
Des finom cumwoflux radix zum effrentiana
Subsprech chract O zumaken Moka abfui
Com pcara ab ansiimodr KillroyCanpis papayon schterlng lupis
Todat mic alzo nambaketjion ratic posd merkling
Eche paginem presantor
Ni Romno ni Polachis tumitNi mper ni sclab
Xibit non cumdior izt
Linie sold mus’t kurtist sein
DisisitAnr sperrand oni dasmebedid
Ens celemant un revelant
Gardor glyklic midioahm
Tadis sonn spel in benticron magint zervuvellGreder onstep furdur
Riginariot croplas tegumanita
Sycotera gudliy logwerd
Stanithier dewisme nunithier -
The Egotistical Sublime (Epigram)
Even my mistakes are marvelous
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Surplus Punishment
Huck knew he would go to hell for helping Jim
The Nineteenth Century loved that natural nobility
For young Finn grew wild and uncaged
Neglected by and free from the fatherAnd while the rescue was a decent act
It was no saintly sacrifice
For wild uncaged unpunished and untutored
Huck knew no fear of hellfireWe cast our lot with ironclads
Making investment in defense
And fear the bristling tiger
The retributive imps of the storybooksBetter to remain a child
And never to have sinned
But sinned we have
And take arms where devils die -
Resolution and Dependency
Violent exhalations too strong for sighs
Unintentional communicationThe joy of birth-giving
The pleasure of fingers torn
On the recalcitrant stringsThe sun off the river’s ripples burns the eyes
As the speeding dinghy slaps each little swellDelight not only harbors torment
But requires it as an axle a wheelConflict conflict Yeats cried out
Waving the decorative katana
Insensible of the genocide he would endorseNobody knows the cost
Nobody calculates profit and loss
Does the driver consider the drive-train warrantyWedding feast and recognition
Blind frenzied encounter with the hideous truth -
The Prophecy of the Seven Veils
Living in the end times Jim DeMint
Revelating some crazy shit
Final answer a permanent majority
Escuadrón de la muerte
Give Armageddon a little nudge
Shortcut to the Last Judgment
Finally cleanse us goats
Of all those nasty sheep
Judas Charles Darwin and Franklin Rosenfeld
Frozen in the pit of hell
The silent many must field a sharp team
Automatic machete
Locked and loaded
To cut the knot
Unleash the furies
Until not a timber stands -
The Arts in Crisis
The vest-pocket derringer
The exquisite embroidery
The palate discerning of bourbon and spiced hash
The irregular hoursThe tonsure
The robe of coarse homespun
The hand and eye discerning of majuscule and circumflex
Vespers and morning prayersThe impersonal production
The cast of thousands
The army of technicians
The market research -
Spleen II
There is no tranquility
In which to recollect emotion
Exposure to the elements is hard work
Ennui is hard workWe wrongly assert a passive state
When we can identify no special agent
I am anxious we say
I am depressedI am replete
I am overcome
I am irritated
And never I am contentedExistence for an organism
Requires much more than a state of being
And consciousness rejects the calculations
Of cause and effectO for a plausible embodiment
To express the tumult
Some mortal immortal god
Some frozen fiery river -
They Might Might Be Giants
CHO:
Hey hey we’re They Might Be Giants
Hear us sing and hear us play
Travel the world in our magic submarine
Write one song per day
It’s easy when it doesn’t rhymeJohn 1 trims the sail
John 2 mans the helm
20,000 leagues around the block
In the good ship Metaphor without Any TenorHey hey we’re &c.
Sticking it to the man
Mad Triangle Man
Assemble in the clubhouse baby
You don’t even need a Marshall StackHey hey we’re &c.
BR:
All the beauty in this wicked world
Somebody’s sure to be unhappyHey hey &c.
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The Supreme Artistic Credo
To play the part as well as I can
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Prestidigitation
Remain calm the mayor intones
As he blesses the congregants with a shaving brush
Besprinkling them with Gilbey’s gin
And they depart with a newfound sense
Of tribal acceptance and grudges relinquished
Soon the univalves arrive to collect the residue
Chanting in their impossible bass-baritone
Hoo loo hoo leh loo lah
Sleep little wormlings
Fear not your early liquefaction
For the alcohol has performed its antiseptic purpose
And the rasping teeth achieve too
Their saprophytic effect
And the snails are presently joined
By a few brave brittle stars
Who have quitted their accustomed habitations
Of submarine castle
And petrific garden
And rococo monastery
And their piping treble joins molluscan chant
In festive obligato
Echinodermata true leviathans
Who drench all space in uncanny duration
So slow and stately is their stepBut the humans have hustled away
Tormented by past and future alike
The agony of their own fictions
The lurid tiger in the forest
The tiger in very hallway
Not that the counterfacts
Betray an avoidable error
But simply that the vertebrates
Upright in soul and body
Depend upon contrivance
As a sunflower upon sunlight
A dependency inscribed in their bones
They do not devour the soil
Like exotic earthworms
But lay brick upon clay brick
Or burrow beneath the avenue
To lay fiber-optic cable
And having invented sequence
They struggle to fit duration
Into the branching labyrinth
And weep inconsolably
And remorsefully
Having forgotten how to regenerate
Their severed limbs -
Epigram XXII
Politics
Polytoxic -
Altered Consciousness
Legend has it that at their first meeting
My father offered my mother a tug on a flask
Which offer she declinedHuxley asserted I seem to recall
A universal human proclivity for getting high
A claim that maternal myth apparently gainsaysAnd throughout my life
My mother’s behavior
Has backed up the legendOn rare occasions my quite-moderate father
Would suggest that they share a toddy
A term he employed genericallyEven more rarely my mother would accept the offer
After protestations of unwillingness
And her more-than-half-full glass would wasteIt may be that my mother’s tastes resulted
From the worldly renunciation
Characteristic of the Protestant ethicIf so then they stand as proof of the rule
That human nature resists universalization
In a world of cultural contingencyA tree surgeon once said to me
Upon observing ants swarm around a gash
The bar is openBut surely the ants were there
For sugar and not for alcohol
Though the two are molecular cousinsCaptive animals can be made to desire spirits
And I’ve seen a dog lap a bowl of beer
Small children not so muchAlthough Hanno Buddenbrook
Drinks wine
Until his head swimsAt 19 I drank tequila until the room whirled
Threw up my spaghetti supper
And can’t touch tequila to this dayBy 20 all the other bevs were mother’s milk
And I spent the decade treating a hangover
With large doses of hair of the dogAt 30 I had to rehab myself
And practiced a year’s abstinence
A can of Bud dormant in the back of the fridgeBy 40 I’d mastered the weekend binge
Several days without a drink
Then a debauch with a rock and roll bandAt 15 I played my first gig for money
The bar in a fishing camp
On the southern edge of the OkefenokeeAnd shared my first joint
With the New Calibre
Out of JacksonvilleAnd weed is wonderful for certain styles
The unleashing of creativity
The slight confusion and anxietyThe mild euphoria
So in keeping with the tone
Of jazz trumpet or rock guitarA cultural practice no doubt
And therefore not a universal
But pretty widespread certainly -
Epigram XXI
The nakedness past nakedness
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Epigram XX
Somebody is sure to be unhappy
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Contrary Motion (Epigram)
One melody rises
While another descends -
The Triumph of the Will
People want what they want
And won’t let truth or reason stand in their way
And employ verbal and mechanical devices
To separate flesh from bone