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  • Utopia

    Two dictators console our future
    First the bishop with his cadre of inquisitors
    Specialists pledged to alleviate the burden of moral judgment
    By posting clearly and comprehensively the obligations permissions and prohibitions
    And by providing forthrightly the reassurance We watch what you do
    With an energy mobilized by reward
    And by transcendent punishment above all
    So that the scales never fall out of balance

    And second the furniture man
    Who directs the ledgers of credit and debit of chattel and real property
    On an earthly plane from a skillet to a frying pan
    The suits and pursuits civil and criminal
    Who banishes ambiguity irony and complaint
    Of tort and damages punitive and compensatory
    Who supervises the paperwork that is the duty of the citizenry
    And who signs off with a hearty Finish them

    Our prospects have greatly improved with the discovery
    That below the layer of turf and the layer of tar
    The soil consists of corned beef hash
    The jellied pink meat flecked with sage
    That situated upon these inexhaustible riches
    We need no longer concern ourselves with conservation
    With doubt as to illness hunger choice preference or fear
    Or doubt as to whither and wherefore

  • Winners

    Somebody might express an intention
    To bring the ruffians to order
    To cause them to lower eyes afire with intensity
    Though method for this fool’s errand does not forthcome
    Toward tough guys who enjoy reputations for clothing of hide
    For compact weapons of filigree
    Customs arcane as their elaborate facial adornments
    Their fashionably barbaric markings of the skin
    Their impossibly advanced tonsorial achievements
    Which precede them with the magical exudations of an Oberon
    Nay the glamor of a Lucifer
    And they claim not without precedent
    For theirs is no newfangled efflorescence
    To proceed through the world according to their own lights
    Assigning to themselves the winners the right to appoint
    The obligatory the permissible and the prohibited
    Inscribed in their extensive and abstruse code of comportment
    Their shibboleths and esoteric gestures
    Calculated to mystify the uninitiated
    Though never would nor could they proselytize
    To stir envy in the hearts of the conventional
    For the unimaginable grace of such sophistication
    Product of a lifetime of study and discipleship
    Unmistakable token of election
    Which grants the facility to assuage all awkwardness
    Toward their noblesse
    And to foster the cult of display
    For nothing is so powerful as the image of power
    Nothing so rich as the exhibition of wealth

  • Greek is Hard

    Δεν μπορώ να το κάνω αυτό

  • An Ill Omen

    Roil
    Spoil

  • Letter to a Philosopher

    Ah my friend you blow my mind
    Not a consummation particularly
    But nevertheless devoutly to be wished
    By me and my self-indulgent generation
    Except that my adult life
    Has sited a series of disillusionments
    As for example the vast swath
    Of my generation who do not wish
    Their minds to be blown
    But instead prefer to hunker down
    In the convenient neural pathways
    Of immemorial prescription

    As for example the duality nature and artifice
    All is nature tactfully you suggest
    And my mind is blown
    And forgive my naïve summary
    For I am grateful for your graciousness of thought and word
    Or productivity and acedia
    Or the imperious dissonance of mind
    And a culture of crass acquisitiveness
    The hectic race to the bottom
    Blind to the irony of an infinity of ignorance
    Enlarged somehow by self-deceit
    And by the tyrannical deceits of power
    And of power that does not bother to conceal its perfidy
    And of an instrumentality that leverages illness incapacity weakness and death

    And though ignorance is infinite
    And understanding elusive of subjects hard as Greek
    Complex as quantum mechanics
    We gain glimpses sometimes of knowledge
    As to remember the glorious facticity of a hand
    And appreciate the immeasurable value
    Of beauty truth and love

  • Reality Fatigue

    I’m going to do the bad thing he said
    Head for filters scab together the not-rough
    And nature then forever clambers out of reach

    Young love in their masquerades
    Fades until finally one guise fuses and there you are
    And forever foisting feinting and gay deceit

    Forces extract a groan from the abyssal hollow
    Swallow particles that collect somewhere the charged surfaces
    An imaginary organism in the byways of spacetime

    This consciousness that separates
    Berates the soggy of course enterprises
    Ravelling the red-thread demographies

    The czar pursued in scrambling climb the rebels
    Leveled-up in the capital’s subterra
    A sunless shape an amorphous modality

    Compelled to carry out the luxe revision
    Reversion playful and sad to the fretful stacks
    Borrowings and actions muted and serviceable
    He said he would all the sharpened pyramids

  • Free Your Hand

    Free your hand
    That holds five screws while twisting in the first
    The eye that expects the looming hazards
    As sequence density momentum fortitude simultaneity responsiveness duration elasticity and fit
    Directioning of them at the cost of running an operation
    Around the circles that resume in a trickster’s repertoire
    Or a rigid festival as hard as Greek itself
    A dance as reckless as an impassioned infantry
    Where did those rhinos come from
    Who knew there would be chrysanthemums
    Drawn out into the flasks of aromatic substance
    Decorated with cherubs and peacocks
    Gnomes and parasols
    Birds of song and birds of prey
    A war car from which the god leaps to attack or defend
    Watch the intersection for the roll calls
    The shakers and the retorts the cylinders and the armatures
    The bubbling aerators
    The phantasmagorical prohibitions
    The bread crumbs carefully arrayed
    Ransom the proverbial poor player
    While a dog bays for the leftovers
    Of the cheap suit the needless anxiety
    A ragged participle hovering on the brake
    But that was just talk just idle nattering
    Nestling in the plump refractory twilight
    When did the benighted ever secure a cockerel
    That would sound the tocsin of an embryonic chord
    Play the hand you’re dealt or the frigid break room
    New sources of energy or wealth
    Why do it twice or do it right the first time
    Pay for an expressive goad a triple bypass
    Ruin an appliance if you must
    Give attention gratis to the gathering clouds
    That might portend another languorous loss
    Coincident with a brisk sleight of hand
    Or sometimes elusive surreptitious obscure and underhanded
    I wish I could catalog simplicities
    Decorative shrubbery child’s play a worker’s meal at scorching midday
    We nominate our humilities which pass in dumb show
    Like the silhouettes of ancestral victims
    Whose frantic whispers in the hours before sunrise
    Careen through hallways clad in mirrors
    Long accustomed to the routines of futility
    They wanted for years to purse the luminous dial’s gleaming
    They worried they wanted to name the numerous features
    Name the restless regard
    The burden grasped
    The fist relaxed

  • More Tiger Swallowtailiana

    I think I saw it shit out the butter
    That gave the frolicsome insect its name

  • Fragment

    The troubling dualities insisted no doubt ultimately
    By the ineluctable episteme of subject and predicate
    As of ultimate and proximate
    Self and other
    Pompous and modest
    Spontaneous and calculated
    Tranquil and angry
    And the spectrum states such as mature and immature

    Or just the rowdy chaos of a number of things
    As the many voices that clash and jingle in the mind
    The ill-configured effects of perception
    And is life therefore entirely a technical process
    It involves technical processes
    As mowing the lawn scooping soup into bowls
    Showing up every day for another round of intolerable drudgery

    But these of course are 1st world problems
    That is to say middle class
    And thus there must be some triune precariousness
    As transparent translucent and opaque
    Or as a three-wheeled motorcycle is said to be less stable
    Than the conventional bike that requires speed to remain upright
    And is life therefore the technical process of establishing stability

    The binary opposite of life is either death or lifelessness
    And regrettably there seem to be degrees
    And what is our metric of determination
    And is there any reason to expect some non-dual ground of being
    And how to tolerate life above ground
    In the glare of blank misgiving
    The roiling darkness of despair

  • The Age of Acquisition

    A big zebra swallowtail
    To my eye perfect and easily within reach
    Leisurely browses the still-profuse flowers
    On an August day cooler that the one before
    I could grab it and carry it away with me

  • Scattered Afternoon and Evening Thunderstorms

    Raining in late afternoon as it does
    Like clockwork in south Florida
    Upon the boulevard flanked with planted palm
    The ancient railroad that runs alongside
    The nearly as-ancient federal highway
    Boon and danger for racoons armadillos and airborne raptors
    That scan and patrol beside the canal

    But here is no tropical clime
    Though the environs are lush with life
    The drought only a memory
    Succeeded by gusty winds flash floods and lightning
    That buzzed a neighbor tarrying on the patio
    And here too the interstate the golf courses the big box stores
    To drive by force and fraud nature into obedience

  • In Praise of Uselessness

    Is it possible to compose the dirge of renunciation
    To forswear cleverness and adopt
    The brutality the mere aegis of fact
    And how deeply must our askesis plummet
    To the word the syllable the phonetic twilight
    The wolflike Assyrian rode a horse
    Unmentioned in the text until the cold foam of death
    The moon that the cow jumped over
    Was in reality some stolid distance away
    And is there no reality in a hundred
    Golden Books and what of the images
    In the minds of the children who heard those gingery lyrics sung
    And what of the feelings unabashedly evoked
    By a buoyant diphthong a digraph a melody
    Played sweetly or sourly in tune or out

    Thou beloved art like a faery chant
    That beguiles the wide-eyed child
    To forsake the nursery tread into the unkempt undergrowth
    And name Adamlike the kingdoms and duchies
    Of the creatures frisky lacy fierce slender gooey slithery or straight
    The quick brown fox
    The willow abandoned to tears
    The nymphs and larvae
    The molds and fungi
    The predators parasites and prey
    The animals that suckle
    The animals that fend for themselves
    The watery moon clothed in variability
    The untempered sun naked in terrible majesty

  • A Foolish Consistency

    We are to understand the mythicality
    Of consistency’s hobgoblin
    But the qualifier foolish would appear essential
    And how does one widely distinguish
    Which smooth aggregates might be the stupid ones
    A splendid waterfall that appears in spring
    The retrograde of Venus
    A languorous nude ensconced in a profusion of flowers
    Domina Harlequin hully-gullying with Freddie the Freeloader
    To leave the onlookers feeling buzzed and complacent
    The one wren to rule them all
    In a world in which humanoid beings
    Possess innate powers unknown to mortal men
    As the ability by virtue of certain organelles
    To stay on target stay on target
    And airliners are furnished with sword holders
    Those other meteoric appurtenances
    As the violent the transgressive the erotic
    To an abrupt work ethic askesis
    To renounce punctuation orthogrphy or self-regard
    Commitment to stultifying routines
    Precisely to jettison at length and with unbearable irony the 9-to-5
    Semi-consensual capitulation to tautology
    And Gradgrind wanted Facts-cts-cts-cts deracinated denatured
    Detached from buddy-buddy integument
    But an endurant cohort has emerged
    Well accustomed from role-playing
    Big small fuzzy bear fat frog
    Or influencing or being influenced
    Cooperating with the nature-like excrescences
    Image soundtrack and fillable form
    Hair product or cosmetic oral fixation
    Tinkering with the hereditary car
    As once qualified for legitimate résumé enhancement
    But not all Baby Boomers loved peace and love
    Real estate seminarians and the Amateur Aviation Cadets
    The cadre militant of the casual diffident
    How do these adumbrations differ
    From the luthier’s diminutive purfling chisel
    The long and grinding rotor that snakes the pipe
    The horticultural emendations at the country club
    Not a day goes when the emptor
    Is not called upon to observe the caveat
    To drink the acrid wine of disillusionment
    To endorse the refusal of ambiguity
    To parrot a parody
    But they knew the job was dangerous when they took it
    For the peril is part of the charm
    And the sun rises on all alike
    To strive to seek to find and Not-t-t-t to yield
    And it is the privilege of privilege to relish a challenge
    Red flags white flags flags of retraction and dispersal
    Flags of couple color as a brinded cow
    Demonic commination or emollient settlement
    Choose a side or a side will choose you
    Or not
    Maybe that’s what votive lassitude means
    Earth has not any Thing-ng-ng-ng to show more fair
    Except in the fields in the mountains the oceans the forests the starry sky
    Seasons of mist and seasons of conflagration
    Loving together suffering together
    In the holy communion of family and friends
    In weddings funerals contentious Thanksgivings
    In our wishes our fears our lusts our joys our angry outbursts

  • Safeword

    She deploys the regimes of daily light
    The ablutions contact lenses shoes on the kid
    Snarky putz Buck Mulligan made it a joke
    But you don’t have to be a naysayer to register the superfluity
    When you install distraction and call it forget fullness
    Adopt oblivion like the calls of a life coach
    Take up the position of the broken butterfly
    Who flutters by as if to say what you didn’t know couldn’t hurt you

    But once you start down that path you’re locked in
    For you must insist upon insensibility not only to your own pain
    But also to that of everybody else
    Because contrary to popular nihilistic belief
    It hurts when you see somebody suffer
    So as quickly as you can
    Before they twist the wheel another notch
    Cry pineapple pineapple pineapple

  • Damages

    A big tiger swallowtail its right wing mutilated
    As if a bite had taken away the teardrop process
    That gives the bug its name and plenty more
    And yet it moved across the flowers with apparent unconcern
    As if what you don’t know can’t hurt you

    Is this butterfly less beautiful than its kin
    Will it be less successful at attracting a mate
    Still it pursues its useful business
    But does calamity trouble in silence its airborne memory
    Even an insect avoids threat and thus expresses its will to life

    And thus the dread terror for a child
    Born insensible to pain
    And do people on the ground know their damages
    And therefore adopt the futile routines of endless healing
    Or deny them with phantom compensation

  • Medium Size and Its Discontents

    In the acolyte of medias res
    All is toujours a comfortable même chose
    Punctuated by occasional shudders
    Rarely of recognition most often of surprise

    It took centuries to make Copernicus cozy
    And the scopes and the ships accustomed the bourgeoisie
    To things just out of sight animalcules and satellites and tempting wealth
    Until we felt at home in the arms of the Milky Way

    And now the multiverse is never enough
    Hemming us in with the edge
    Of our local singularity
    A glass cage of emotion

    And we break the surly bonds with crummy rocket science
    And leap about on crummy moon crummy Mars
    And create ever more impressive telephones
    And wonder why blurred-out mothers die of thirst

    Must ontogeny recapitulate phylogeny
    Here is no sonnet no trepanation
    Until a short strand of DNA with lipoprotein sheath
    Or loads of good old carbon 12 do us in

  • To a Fungus

    I’m on the upswing after a week in the dumps
    A couple of cups of coffee though I’m trying to cut back
    At least it’s not the 70s
    With their stimulants and depressives galore
    So I’m not consumed with grief for your departure
    Which was quite a while back anyway
    But maybe a little manic with the memory
    That you poked up through the leaf litter
    Those several rainy autumns ago

    I wouldn’t mind a little toke of weed just now
    Though forbidden by doctors family members
    And my own censorious superself
    To feel again the timefree drift
    The mild spice of paranoia
    So suitable for long improvisational jams on summers’ eves
    The musty taste of arid lands
    The fumy touch that scrapes against the throat
    Girls ungirded in granny dresses
    And borrow again the wayward boon of silliness

    But here in this puritan land
    You must work to display your electedness
    Which means the requirement to own
    A load of consumer products
    Calculated to allay and compound labor save time
    And create entertainment value
    But also you must succeed in productivity
    Lest you merit the fatal note needs improvement
    And all your family and friends stressed to death
    By attainment expectation and the commandment
    Of a happy face

    That’s enough
    I will not reach your presence on curls of rasta smoke
    And no effort of mine will carry out your return
    But still I see though you are gone
    The place beneath that magnolia tree
    That drops its heavy leaves the year around
    That accumulate in dark ungainly strata wet and unappealing
    Beneath the sound of wind chimes and silvery metronomes
    Where your tender fingers small and bluey green
    Drove themselves through the weight above
    And in the shadow of the tree shined uncannily
    I saw them for a day or two and took a photograph

    You rose from darkness into fleeting light
    From where life thrives in density undreamed of
    The visible and the microscopic
    The detritivores your sister molds and the plants
    That carry life and food in virtuous cycle
    Thou wast not born for death immortal organism
    Though we might say that death was born for thee
    I witnessed your efflorescence through two sunsets
    And neither before nor since

    And Whitman was too modest for he contains
    Not multitudes but infinities
    And thus one cannot claim a greater largeness
    For as you brief flower sprang from the spores
    And gave them back
    So we together bore our birthing in the stars
    We do not sleep much less forget you and I
    But with the brilliant stain of memory fly
    And add our sighing note
    To the one imperishable great song

  • Revolution

    The past the serial songsing and suddenly
    The neutrino cloudburst that replenishes
    The blasted heath with its geezer
    Sedate under starry welkin
    For pastoral Chloris and her beau
    That refocuses without clemency or pause
    The annoying claw absences mostly
    Deflations and skurs in what you would expect
    Redox reactions that never look back
    Predictions and topographical broadsides
    The great wheel that opens the ceiling
    To the lethal and lifegiving lightning promethean apparatus
    That drags at length its slow length along
    A road where potholes are repaired and later repaired again
    But still the trickling rivulet scampers along
    With its purling innuendos
    Adverbs and punctuation straight out of commas
    Though no tears hung and certainly none fell
    The keynote speaker haltingly waxed all non-fiction prosy
    And shared her struggle with the celebrated 12-step program
    With a family member she suspected of neurodivergence
    With the attention paid to idiom at the expense of genre
    And darkly with an incarceration that she strongly hinted
    Had been a miscarriage
    My struggle has been immense she noted keywise
    You can’t erase the blooming conventional wisdom
    The reckless punditry the scar
    School supplies and candy faced with fentanyl
    And how many have enlisted in this influential mission
    Well you probably can but probably shouldn’t
    And don’t claim you don’t know any better
    You’ve read the news today O boy
    As promulgated in the obsequious jugs and jars
    In the barbershop and the church in the wildwood
    And God help us all
    Do you feel lucky punk
    In the pulsating blue wave
    Seen for the first time in a unique aerial view
    The herky-jerky plather blue jeans and table cloths
    Of the top 40 the bottom 40 and the medium 102
    And the big new rebooted Utilitarian Monster with bold new aggressive styling
    Represents an historic milestone in rugged non sequitur
    Frozen TV dinners for cats and dogs
    Because nobody dresses up or sends postcards any more
    That’s not how I was raised screamed the legislator
    You never were raised counterscreamed the kid behind the counter
    Apparelled in the jerkin of a squire
    The youth can’t pay attention for 30 seconds running
    But they do get in some good zingers
    And then there’s the cadre of sentimental fools
    Who can’t or won’t let go the garlands
    Of colony class and church
    The harlot with a heart of gold
    The melancholy Dane
    The resourceful castaway
    The children who escape with derring-do
    The suicide adultress
    The poor but honest plowboy later to become a hero in the war
    As visible in our unique aerial perspective
    A six-year old appearing at Walmart in his tee-ball uniform and spikes
    The portrait bluing with age of a bespectacled girl
    Studious in saddle oxfords and plaid skirt
    Next to that of a handsome sweatered couple and their labradoodle
    Proficient in the outdoorsy shibboleth
    And here is fruit and bread and seven kinds of cheese
    And a toddler who builds a metropolis of Duplos
    And an old woman stumped at how to dispose of a lifetime of books
    And a child working her fingers around the neck of a guitar
    And a guy in his 40s trying to rebuild
    After a decade and a half in the sales force
    And a high school kid soon to graduate
    Fussing over the documentation
    Worried that the extra-currics might not suffice
    Not quite sure how to annotate some of the categories
    And the autobiographical narrative fuggetabout
    Vaguely familiar with hideous ruin and combustion
    And what of the naked mole rats
    Who can’t get no satisfaction
    Their penile form and subterranean habit
    Spending their darkling lives down there
    Seeking out the lush labia by their aroma
    Among the roots and rhizomes and geological paraphernalia
    We need more data you can hear them cry
    Ask your doctor if it’s right for you
    From your unique aerial vantage
    And when you finally clamp down on terra firma
    Do us all a big favor
    Amble down beside the limpid pool and all its sweets
    Where Laura lingered
    Whisper to the maid amid her lambs
    That the world has changed
    That the earth has undergone
    A revolution

  • For Jason

    Somehow the luxurious summer’s green
    Conceals the red and gold that will emerge
    Only as the days grow shorter and the green subsides
    And night expresses its essential dominion

    Is death beautiful
    Is the world all things considered good
    The red and gold are death’s harbingers death’s fools
    The gray of death a neutral party albeit a powerful one

    The emptiness that lets me fill the cup
    The emptiness that lets me see a thousand trees
    Overfull of a green oneness
    The emptiness that lets me turn the page

    And yet this world composed mostly of blank emptiness
    Contains enough of force enough of will
    To cause the leaves to flutter and twist
    When they fall unresistingly to earth

  • The Cloven and the Cleft

    Maturation is such an ongoing process
    It beggars awareness
    A particular tomato took forever to ripen
    Which is this context means over a month

    And when it did come into the roseate fullness of itself
    It rose overfull in the rain and the heat
    And divided in striae the easy confines
    Of the peel encapsulating the gelatinous interior

    The ambiguity of passage and closure
    In the temperate zones of daily life
    Which characterize the fragments of nature
    The fissures into which to gain admittance

    The tug of animism
    Especially in relation to our devices
    So biomorphic in their fecundity
    So anthropomorphic in their responsiveness

    More responsive than some people we know
    Who though encapsulated for reasons of survival
    In the rutted root of their neural pathways
    Can but only sometimes do split open the rind of habit

    And thus wontedly react to the world
    As a congeries of fracturing or integrating forces
    And not as the comely vessel
    About to burst wide and yield its treasures

  • Our Parents Our Progeny Ourselves

    She answered with such an answer
    As Miss America might give
    I can’t take the stress
    Every whisker defines a country
    Every eyelash a continent
    And all the whispering placebos unite
    To promulgate the dream of yesteryear’s snow

    The winsome among the sages
    The feminine lore of healing and textile
    And retail politics on the Avenue of the Umbrellas
    Resplendent in their variegated hues
    That under normal circumspections
    Would have withered shelled and derided
    The romance of la cosa nostra and the ruling junta
    But here all is repealed
    All is maternal

    Do you remember the president Nixon
    His mother who was a saint
    His wife who wore a cloth coat
    His faithful dog who stuck by him when the going got rough
    His daughter who married a president’s son
    His other daughter who married that other guy
    All passed awry like the thawing slush

    He answered with such an answer
    As a guy ready to be crazy might give
    Top off the tank before hitting the highway
    Note the code of the Emergency Broadcast System
    Stock up on the beverages the red and the blue
    Why is she so concerted about hair and nails
    Rotate out the ephemeral procedures

    They who are doomed to repeat our errors
    Sins of the fathers
    Despite our decrepit hearing our pitiable knees
    But of course we can only act upon what we know
    And what we know best are those knotted formulae
    That have stood the test of time
    That have gathered their rosebuds
    And made hay while the sun shines
    That seized the day so many long years ago

  • Agenda Completed

    The ayes have it no more cakes and ale
    No more dirty jokes while standing at the urinal
    No more urinals in the ladies’ room
    No more miniskirts
    No more bell bottoms
    No more nehru collars
    No more paisley
    No more love beads
    No more peace symbols
    No more ankhs
    No more painting of any part of the body
    No more electric guitars
    No more saxophones
    No more bongos tambourines or those pieces of wood that go tick tick tick tick tick
    No more beats
    No more MTV
    No more top 40
    No more comic books
    No more video games
    No more pop culture
    No more globes
    No more science
    No more reference books
    No more geography geometry or algebra
    No more French
    No more heathen perversions
    No more drag at patriotic celebrations
    No more energy efficiency
    No more sustainability
    No more coral reefs
    No more jungle
    No more orangutans pandas or polar bears
    No more fish birds or bugs you never heard of
    No more unnatural acts
    No more getting high by any method
    No more rights except those of states smokers and husbands
    No more sex except procreative with the lights off & in the missionary position
    No more graven images except on coinage marked In God We Trust
    No more taxation except of persons to be designated
    No more flags except the stars and stripes
    No more limitations upon the display of the stars and bars
    No more limitations upon the display of the coiled snake not to be trodden upon
    No more limitations on the display of Judeo-Christian culture and heritage
    No more employment of objects implements or instruments otherwise than in the use for which they were intended
    No more nonconformity
    No more noncompliance
    No more noncombatants
    No more disobedience
    No more delinquency juvenile or otherwise
    No more insubordination
    No more dereliction of duty
    No more conscientious objection
    No more drag at the public library
    No more public library
    No more public broadcasting
    No more public accommodations
    No more public displays of affection
    No more public opinion
    No more post office
    No more regulatory agencies
    No more regulations
    No more due process
    No more presumption of innocence
    No more trial by jury
    No more habeas corpus
    No more inspections of meat fruits vegetables motor vehicles or carnival rides
    No more interpretation of historical fact
    No more interpretation of holy scripture
    No more interpretation of movies television or live performances
    No more live performances
    No more interpretation of the second amendment to the US Constitution
    No more abrogation of any oath or contract for any reason
    No more naked pictures
    No more idle hands
    No more lazy bums
    No more fiction poetry or drama
    No more criticism
    No more debate
    No more investigative journalism
    No more newfangled notions
    No more sins violations misbehaviors transgressions trespasses vices or faults
    No more foolishness
    No more excuses
    No more drag in the presence of those under 21 years of age
    No more addiction obesity or mental illness
    No more pronouns
    No more privacy
    No more democrat party
    No more art for art’s sake
    No more familiar address
    No more tattoos
    No more lovers’ lanes
    No more sexual deviation
    No more sexual orientation
    No more sexual innuendo
    No more sexual frustration
    No more sexual anxiety
    No more sex education
    No more sex therapy
    No more references to sex
    No more impure thoughts
    No more casting of one’s seed into the dust
    No more activity on the sabbath
    No more organ harvesting
    No more stem cells
    No more confusion of men’s and women’s clothing
    No more short hair on women
    No more long hair on men
    No more theory of evolution
    No more critical race theory
    No more theory of relativity
    No more color theory
    No more music theory
    No more theaters saloons motels or gambling dens
    No more displays of wealth
    No more displays of poverty
    No more displays of distinction
    No more diversity equity or inclusion
    No more denial of miraculous cures
    No more spicy food
    No more losers
    No more failures
    No more sob stories
    No more bleeding hearts
    No more dirty diapers
    No more free lunches
    No more acceptance of anything less than excellence
    No more toleration of namby-pamby shilly-shally pussy-footing
    No more communism vegetarianism feminism secularism activism relativism historicism socialism autism naturism disestablishmentarianism pacifism defeatism internationalism satanism pantheism atheism or unitarianism
    No more tree-hugging
    No more cooperation
    No more Mr Niceguy
    No more mercy
    No more women’s liberation
    No more gay liberation
    No more animal liberation
    No more foreign customs
    No more foreign goods
    No more foreign people
    No more taking kindly to strangers
    No more popish knavery
    No more anti-Catholic speech or sentiment
    No more terms of endearment
    No more expressions of fondness
    No more expressions of desire
    No more expressions of fear
    No more expressions of boredom
    No more expressions of feeling
    No more expressions of dissatisfaction
    No more expressions of pessimism
    No more expressions of optimism
    No more expressions of solidarity
    No more solidarity
    No more expressions of recognition for any prohibited object or action
    No more expressions of approval for modern times
    No more expressions of disapproval for modern times
    No more expressions of pleasure in the tricks and pranks of my cat Jeffrey
    No more suggestions that the good old days were anything other than good
    No more insinuations that the trains are not running on time
    No more purely decorative details
    No more petitions for redress of grievances
    No more grievances
    No more questions
    No more requests
    No more disagreements
    No more denunciations
    No more complaints
    No more society
    No more wry observations of current events
    No more tired poor or huddled masses
    No more persons standing or sitting upon themselves
    No more doing anything nice for anybody except in exchange for cash

  • Hear Me O America

    On the other hand there’s a feeling of freedom
    In having nothing to say
    To which the unsympathetic critic replies
    Must you impose your freedom on the world
    Well yes we must
    Note the plural
    White cake with pink frosting
    Or yellow cake with chocolate frosting
    Or chocolate cake with pecan frosting
    Or bundt cake with a sort of drippy glaze
    Or avocado on toast
    You know like the kids

    You see it never occurs to me
    To use words like purity
    Or correct or efficient or effective
    A big big butterfly so dark
    Almost black
    Alit upon a sunflower
    Slowly opening and closing its wings

    I’m not Pollyanna
    Of course it’s not all sweetness and light
    An unpredictable distribution of pleasure and pain

    But it needn’t be heavy or pointed or bringdownish
    And there’s pleasure to be found in tragedy and comedy
    In confession and bemused observation
    In monuments of unaging intellect and day-old bread
    In rowdy guffaws and mirthless chuckles
    In female cardinals and plastic figures of Boba Fett
    In tears of sorrow and tears of joy
    In draildrig shir pmisti effrent
    In tender sentiment and righteous jeremiad
    In lazy Sunday and back-to-work Monday
    It’s super easy to find pleasure
    Even in the town where everybody thinks pleasure is bad
    Or they think that’s what they should think

  • Horror Vacui

    The prismatic sunlight through your eyelashes
    This much persists surely
    The powerlines that swoop along the railroad tracks
    The many varieties of threshold
    In the overwhelming diversity of buildings
    Each to its purpose each concealing secrets
    Behind the doors made to be closed

    Every barrier is an image unto itself
    Every loss a compensation
    Not necessarily equitable
    Some doors require authorized personnel
    And authorization is hard to come by
    Nevertheless sunlight opens the carnival of colors
    Even when you’re too distracted to notice

    When I was a child I was happy to play alone
    And happier still in the company of others
    Either way was fine by me
    There was always something to engage with
    In the visual auditory or social field
    And even now I’m rarely bored
    Though the nameless hours fill with fear

    And the faceless future fills with dread
    And everywhere I look is beauty
    In the colorful forms of our plastic age
    Green and red and golden orange fields
    And somewhere to the side
    Just out of view
    The vacancy threatens to intrude

  • A Spectrum a Paresis

    Somebody says something
    This is why poets themselves say they dislike it
    Not all poets of course but it’s been said
    I’m sorry
    I actually apologize for poetry
    Which the Houyhnhnms would no doubt dismiss as an elaborate procedure for saying the thing that is not
    Though the manifest truth obtains
    That somebody says something
    But oh these indefinite pronouns
    Okay somebody could be anybody
    And we might even say albeit with somewhat less confidence
    That something could be anything
    But I just don’t know what it means to say something
    I mean there’s something and there’s saying
    But there’s something weird about saying something
    Okay
    Somebody cracks
    No wait
    I crack a nut
    So this nut is a thing that receives my action of cracking
    I can perform all sorts of actions upon this nut
    But what is the nut that I say
    Somebody says a nut
    Just no
    I know I’m sorry
    This must be just me and not poetry
    Surely nobody could be that stupid
    You probably think it’s just a pose
    That I’m feigning ignorance
    And I think you’re probably right
    I might well have employed this problem or neurosis or whatever
    As a method
    Now I could get heavier pointeder bringdownisher
    I think I will
    Humpty-Dumpty is not merely wrong in his definition of glory
    But wrong in the particular way of arrogant bastardy
    And Lewis Carroll surely knew this in his satirical irony
    Being of the devil’s party probably quite consciously
    For the pompous fragile ovoid is such an apt figure
    If only Tenniel had tinted it orange
    Similarly the expression Confederate Air Force
    Is no innocent absurdity
    But expresses the wish that the Confederacy
    And its armed forces had persisted
    Into the age of aviation and beyond
    So poetry does not state much much less claim
    But expresses value
    But since value dwells in objects
    Poetry expresses evaluation
    Or more precisely transvaluation
    Therefore
    Since I’m completely at sea with saying something
    And since I seriously doubt that you can say nothing
    Except perhaps nas corbort greg pmisti effrent
    I just say